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Land of Crap and Insanity
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guccikeychain:

someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life

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mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

1 week ago with 359,311 notes

mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

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cyberfricking:

breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy