if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
An angry one